Three cocktails on a wooden table in the afternoon sun

The Menu

Glass / bottle. Cocktail names are non-negotiable.

Prices shown as glass / bottle.

Cocktails

Marked drinks can be made non-alcoholic.

Steffy P From Biology Is Pregnant14

Hugo Spritz — classic or watermelon

He's GAY Jessica!14

Think strawberry margarita w/ Tajín & brut cava

We Should Get Coffee Soon & Talk Shit About Katie14

Tequila, Mexican vanilla cold brew, burnt orange

Mother Of Dragons14

Elderflower, lemon, brut cava

I Heard Brady Is Doing Car Commercials14

Vermouth, fresh mint, Topo Chico, lemon peel, ice

Jennifer Is Dating A Weird GuyN/A available14

Vodka, fresh watermelon, lemon, ice

Meet Me At The Taco StandN/A available14

Tequila, fresh grapefruit, pineapple, mint, ice

Don't You Know I'm Loco?!9

Michelada, lime, Tajín, Sancho secret sauce, pickle

Shelby From The Swamp Makes A Mean Roasted ChickenN/A available14

Kinda like an Aperol spritz · Animal style: add a shot of tequila

Champagne / Sparkling

Brut Nature, Cava Conquilla15 / 60

Spain · “Frost Yourself”

Brut, Gaston-Chiquet 375 1er Cru58

France · “Shorty On The Membrane”

Brut Rosé, Gamet NV120

Champagne · “When We Thirsty”

Pink / White

Rosé, La Benarde 202515 / 60

France · “Get It With Diamonds”

Sauv Blanc, Cep 202516 / 64

Russian River · “Short Skirt / Long Jacket”

Chenin Blanc, Le Rocher Des Violettes 202416 / 64

“Stop Draggin' My Heart Around”

Orange, Gusto Brisat 202415 / 60

Catalonia, Spain · “Cool Kids Only”

Red

Chilled Red, Las Jaras Slipper Sippers 202515 / 60

Sonoma · “Get Home By Midnight”

Pinot Noir, Comtesse Marion 202415 / 60

France · “Knight Moves”

Malbec, Altos Las Hormigas 202515 / 60

Argentina · “Talk To Her”

Zinfandel, Bedrock 202516 / 64

Contra Costa · “She's Built, She's Stacked”

Syrah, La Cuadrilla Stolpman 202316 / 64

Santa Barbara · “RB Favorite”

Pinot Noir, Sylvain Morey 2020105

Montrachet, France

Gamay, Donnachadh Estate 202379

Santa Barbara

Cabernet, White Rock 2019123

Napa, California · “Blackalicious”

No Proof It Was Me

Zero-proof, full flavor.

Kölsch, Best Day Brewing8

Sausalito

Italian Spritz, Abstinence Lemon Bittersweet9

Phony Negroni, St. Agrestis9

Michelada8

Lime, Tajín, Kölsch